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Posted on July 9, 2012, 12:43 pm, F spotting M (Other). 11 comments. Mail  

I saw you...last night on the green line, boston college direction. It was crowded on the train, standing across, you kept on turning around and look to my direction. (did you mean to look at me?) when some people got off, you tried to move to the space next to me. you had ash blonde hair and nice muscles. we caught our eyes before i got off the train. if you happen to read this, i want to let you know that i'd like to get to know you.

  1. Posted at July 11, 2012, 12:42 pm by M

    BC direction = outbound, or B line outbound.

  2. Posted at July 11, 2012, 1:47 pm by M MIT

    "I'd like to get to know you"....in bed

  3. Posted at July 12, 2012, 3:55 pm by M MIT

    does any other guy find it a little weird to smile at girls you make eye contact with that you think are pretty? It just doesn't feel right to me...

  4. Posted at July 13, 2012, 2:37 am by M

    @3 It's not weird, it's a perfectly normal response.

    Though I usually frown a little instead. If we're approaching each other while walking in opposite directions, the far edges of my mouth contort in a manner akin to centipedes writhing in the blistering summer sun and my brow becomes wrinkled as my sunken, quivering eyes desperately attempt to convey a sense of confusion, horror, and disgust. My jaw drops slightly, and my hands begin to twitch if they come close enough. If the occasion calls for it, I throw in some violent coughs as they pass me by. It's mildly entertaining.

  5. Posted at July 13, 2012, 2:59 pm by M

    @4 Most good looking girls are too full of themselves. Need to knock their self esteem around occasionally to keep them in check.

  6. Posted at July 22, 2012, 4:25 am by M

    I don't look or smile at them, I go directly for the grab-ass.

  7. Posted at July 22, 2012, 4:52 pm by M Mail

    @6 I'm assuming you're not an idiot and that you do in fact know that just grabbing a woman's ass without consent sexual assault so... how exactly was that supposed to be funny?

  8. Posted at July 22, 2012, 5:24 pm by M Mail

    I'm missing an "is" in there before consent and sexual.

  9. Posted at July 22, 2012, 8:53 pm by M MIT

    @7 It's only sexual assault if you're ugly.

  10. Posted at July 22, 2012, 9:22 pm by M Mail

    *rolls eyes*
    There are so much more entertaining ways to troll being a rapey douche.

  11. Posted at March 10, 2014, 4:10 pm by F MIT

    @9: Really? I thought it's only sexual assault if you're pretty. Assailants don't go for the ugly. :(