I saw you, short lesbian with tattoos & dark hair & glasses & black boots. i saw you sitting on the couch in the back right corner of the room at approximately 12:11AM. I saw you touching your right ear with your right hand held inverted with your earlobe between your middle finger (behind) and your thumb (in front). I saw you giggling and coughing as you watched me write this post. I saw you spinning your phone in your left hand while fondling your right earlobe (as described above). I saw you admiring our friend's pink studded belt. I saw you place your left foot on the couch while keeping your right foot on the ground (or close to it, see description of height above) before crossing your left leg over your right, ostensibly due to the uncomfortable nature of the previous position. I saw you! you rock!