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Vagina Monologues

Posted on February 16, 2014, 4:54 pm, F spotting F (Other). 10 comments. MIT

I saw you... Girl performing my angry vagina. You're fucking amazing.

  1. ur mums vagina is angry

    angry you stretched it out with ur big juicy brains

  2. @1 went from mean to kinda sexy really fast

  3. Her spiel about tampons is stupid. Women in ancient times were the first to use tampons because it's sanitary. If you would criticize someone for having shit stains on their underwear for not cleaning their ass after taking a dump, you would equally criticize someone with period stains on their underwear for not cleaning up. Just because it's natural to shit or menstruate does not mean you can ignore the common courtesy to not disturb other people with the disgusting smells.

  4. Her spiel about vaginas is stupid. Women in ancient vaginas were the first to use vaginas because it's sanitary. If you would criticize someone for having shit stains on their vagina for not cleaning their ass after taking a vagina, you would equally criticize someone with vagina stains on their underwear for not cleaning up. Just because it's natural to shit or menstruate does not mean you can ignore the common vagina to not disturb other people with the disgusting vaginas.

  5. @3 Of course we use tampons willingly (they're definitely better than blood all over the place, ick).

    However, given that we're now living in the 21st century, it wouldn't be a bad thing if there were more comfortable methods. Like, has anyone ever tried marketing a lubricated tampon...?

    The rant might be a little excessive, given that tampons get sold with different types of applicators and bright colors and all kinds of things to make us like them a little more. However, the duck lips at the doctor's?

    Man, they make me want lubrication so bad I wish I was turned on by my (businesslike, middle aged and female) doctor >_<

  6. @5 If it's such an issue that tampons are so uncomfortable for women, maybe a woman should design a lubricated or comfy tampon and then sell it and make huge profits then, no?

    The way she ranted about tampons made it sound like tampons are uncomfortable and bad because of some secret conspiracy, which is just stupid.

  7. You guys do realize that she didn't write the monologue right? All of the monologues were written by the same author decades ago and this particular one was meant to be humurous

  8. my angry vagina. You're fucking

  9. Girl ____ my ____ vagina

  10. I ___ you... Girl ____ing my ____ vagina. You're fucking ____.