Posted on March 24, 2015, 7:56 pm, F spotting M (Dorm). 24 comments.
I saw you... guy who sat at my table. There were a bunch of empty tables, why did you have to sit on the one that had my stuff? I had to take my stuff and move to another table because you wouldn't move. Seriously grow up and stop being so selfish. People like you make this world a little worse everyday.
Posted at March 25, 2015, 11:46 pm by F
Maybe he wanted to talk to you before you acted like a jerk and left?
Posted at March 26, 2015, 1:45 am by M
He clearly liked you. So MIT...try not to make this place any worse than it already is
Posted at March 26, 2015, 5:06 pm by F
He came with another person and my table had only 2 chairs.
He clearly just took my table, so I wasn't the jerk.
Posted at March 26, 2015, 8:40 pm by F
slashm.org
Posted at March 27, 2015, 2:51 am by M
This is truly terrible. I'm sorry you had to have this experience. On behalf of all MIT students, I give you my most solemn guarantee that you will never again be subjected to such heinous acts of selfishness.
Posted at March 27, 2015, 3:22 am by M
op you should have just dragged another chair to the table and been the third wheel
if you ate loudly enough they would eventually leave trust me i'm grandmaster awkwardness ten years running
Posted at March 27, 2015, 1:58 pm by F
@5 laugh all you want, but it's things like this that show how little we care about each other, and how we place our interests in front of everyone else's. There is no need to be rude or sarcastic just because you don't see it as a big deal.
Posted at March 27, 2015, 11:05 pm by M
@7
>laugh all you want
I am, it's pretty funny.
>but it's things like this that show how little we care about each other
Na.
You're just getting angry over spilled milk and then wildly extrapolating that the world is flooded with milk.
>and how we place our interests in front of everyone else's
Did you ever consider there was a misunderstanding that OP just never discovered because she took to passively-aggressively shitposting on an internet forum sooner than addressing the concern in person?
Think about it: does the behavior of supposed offender in OP even make sense?
Did you also consider selfishness isn't so terribly black-and-white?
>There is no need to be rude or sarcastic
The original post set the tone.
>just because you don't see it as a big deal.
It's really not though.
Posted at March 28, 2015, 1:49 am by M
@8 It is your decision to be rude and sarcastic, so don't blame the original post for your tone.
Yes the OP could have said something, but why does it have to be her fault? The "supposed offender" could have talked to her too if he saw that she was taking her stuff.
Regardless, it is your opinion, and you are obviously unwilling to change it. Still, there is no reason to try to belittle someone just because they think differently.
Posted at March 28, 2015, 2:43 am by M
@8 isn't even the same person as @5.
Anyways, to the OP, what do you mean by "wouldn't move"?
Posted at March 28, 2015, 3:33 am by M
@9
>It is your decision to be rude and sarcastic, so don't blame the original post for your tone.
You're right, I decided to respond to rudeness with rudeness.
Largely because I don't take offense to rudeness, so if I see it being used, I go ahead and use it.
>Yes the OP could have said something, but why does it have to be her fault?
Fault? Fault for what act?
I'm saying that if OP took offense, she should address complaints to the supposed offender instead of silently making assumptions.
I'm also saying she shouldn't jump to ridiculous conclusions, but that's a lesser point.
Personally I think it's a misunderstanding. At least, that explanation seems more plausible than this demonizing drivel.
>The "supposed offender" could have talked to her too if he saw that she was taking her stuff.
He could just as easily have thought she was about to take her stuff to leave.
When it comes to something so mundane and quick as taking a seat at a table, it's a lot easier for the offended to speak up than for a supposed offender to somehow know whether he's supposedly offending.
>Regardless, it is your opinion, and you are obviously unwilling to change it.
My opinions are as stated above.
I don't think they're unreasonable.
If someone shows they are, I'd change them.
>Still, there is no reason to try to belittle someone just because they think differently.
I'm not belittling the person, I'm belittling the behavior.
It's also not "just because they think differently" either, I've addressed the content of the thought.
Posted at March 28, 2015, 9:59 pm by F
Looks like OP was just trying to get it off her chest; she was probably having a difficult day. However, @11, 5, and 8 it was not meant to offend anyone (I think), so don't take it personal. We should all just be happy. Hey OP, @11, and anyone else who might be sad, frustrated, disappointed, or just not completely happy with humanity, with our community, with yourself, with your friends, we are here together, and we will not judge each other, we will just try to brighten each other's day. So here is a little joke that will hopefully make you laugh "I bought a book with the title "101 ways programmers can fool you"
It only gave me 5..." If it didn't work.. sorry guys. <3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
Posted at March 29, 2015, 7:21 pm by M
Just because you have a pussy doesn't mean you act like one ;)
Posted at March 29, 2015, 7:32 pm by F
@13 Just because you have a dick (pretty small I suppose) doesn't mean you can act like one.
Posted at March 29, 2015, 9:26 pm by M
you must still be pretty worked up about this if you're sitting on isawyou, refreshing the page, and responding in 10 minutes :)
Posted at March 29, 2015, 10:04 pm by M
@15 Look at this faggot right here :)
Posted at March 29, 2015, 10:06 pm by M
14 is probably not the same girl who has been posting before.
Posted at March 30, 2015, 9:20 pm by M
@13=@15 sounds like a cunt
Posted at March 31, 2015, 12:36 am by M
a cunt-faced faggot
Posted at March 31, 2015, 10:40 pm by M
13-15,16,18-19 is definitely not the type of language I expected MITers to be using.
Posted at March 31, 2015, 10:42 pm by M
14, not 15*
Posted at March 31, 2015, 10:46 pm by F
Ok, some of their flags have MIT next to them and some don't.
Posted at April 1, 2015, 10:21 am by F
@20
http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Category:English_vulgarities
A
a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire
a fuck sight
a good voice to beg bacon
abso-fucking-lutely
absofuckinglutely
AF
anaconda
analize
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apple dumpling shop
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arsed
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attention whore
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B
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C
calm your tits
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couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
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CS
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Cumberbitch
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D
DAFN
dafuq
DAMF
damn all
damned
dark meat
daughterfucker
decunt
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do bears shit in the woods
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dog shit
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doings
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don't shit where you eat
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doos
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Dumbfuckistan
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dump
dump one's load
E
eat
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effable
encunt
epeen
ESAD
eyefuck
F
face fuck
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fag
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feist
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FF
FFS
FIA
fiddlefuck
FIGMO
fingerbang
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fire-crotch
firebox
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five-knuckle shuffle
flaming Nora
flange
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flip
floater
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flying fuck
FML
fook
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for fuck's sake
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frighten the piss out of
fsck
FTMFW
FU
fuck
fuck about
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fuck juice
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fuck like a mink
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fuck that noise
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fuck truck
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fuck you
fuck you Jack, I'm alright
fuck-a-doodle-doo
fuck-knuckle
fuck-me
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fuck-you lizard
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fuckbucket
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fucker
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-fucking-
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fuckmobile
fucknuckle
fucknugget
fucknut
fucko
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fuckpot
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fuckspeak
fuckstain
fuckstick
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fuckton
fucktoy
fucktwat
fuckumentary
fuckup
fuckuva
fuckwad
fuckwit
fuckwitted
fuckwittedness
fuckwittery
fuckworthy
fucky-fucky
fudge dragon
fugly
full of crap
full of shit
FUPA
fur
fur pie
furfag
furfaggotry
futz
FYA
G
gammy
gang-fuck
Gary Glitter
gash
gazomba
gazonga
GD
GDI
get fucked
get on someone's tits
get one's butt somewhere
get screwed
get to fuck
GFE
give a flying fuck
give a fuck
give a rat's arse
give a shit
give someone one
give someone the shits
gleet
go bitchcakes
go fuck yourself
go to shit
goatfuck
goatfucker
gobble
goddamn
gods damn
godsdamn
golden shower
golden showers
gook
graphics whore
grow a pair
gypsie's kiss
gypsy's kiss
H
hadaway and shite
hair pie
ham shank
hamburger
hand shandy
happy as a pig in shit
happy ending
hard
hard-ass
hard-assed
hard-on
hate fuck
hate-boner
hate-fuck
hatefuck
have a wank
have someone by the balls
he-whore
headfuck
headfuckery
headlight
hell
her ass
his ass
hockle
holy crap
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holy shit
horn
horned up
horniness
horny
horse cock
horse dick
horsefucker
horse's ass
horseshit
hot beef injection
hot shit
hot-beef injection
humping
hunchback
hung like a horse
I
I
if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
if there's grass on the pitch, play ball
ignoranus
in a pig's arse
in-fucking-credible
inbred
infuckingcredible
J
jack off
jack shit
jackassed
jam rag
Jap's eye
Japscat
jas
jerk
jerk off
jerk the gherkin
jerk-off
jerkface
jerkoff
Jew York
jill
jill off
jism
jizz bucket
jizzrag
jug
K
kangaroo piss
King Shit of Turd Island
kiss arse
kiss ass
kiss my arse
kiss my ass
knob
knob cheese
knob-gobbler
knobhead
knobtwat
know one's ass from a hole in the ground
kwitcherbitchin
L
langer
lardbutt
lazy ass
leak
leather cheerio
lez
lick
lick someone's ass
like a spare prick at a wedding
like fuck
like shit
like shit through a goose
limp dick
limp-dick
lip service
LMB
LMFAO
load
log
lose one's shit
M
man cunt
man pussy
man tit
mantit
meat flaps
mercy fuck
metric shitload
MF
midfuck
mierda
mimsy
mindfuck
mindfucked
mindfucking
mindfuckings
minge
monkey humping a football
monkeys might fly out of my butt
mother
motherfreaking
motherfuck
motherfucker
motherfuckerdom
motherfuckerhood
motherfuckery
motherfucking
motherfuckingly
mound
mousefucker
mouthfuck
mouthfucker
mud monkey
muff diver
mug
musk
my ass
N
needle dick
nephew fucker
niece fucker
nigga
nigger
niggerfaggot
nip
no shit
no shit, Sherlock
not have a pot to piss in
nut
nutbag
nutless
nuts
nutsack
O
OMFG
on the rag
our asses
out the wazoo
outfuck
overfuck
P
package
pants-shittingly
pecker snot
pencil dick
pet the kitty
piece
piece of ass
piece of crap
piece of piss
piece of shit
piece of tail
piehole
pig fucker
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POC
pocketpussy
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POOMA
poon
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pop
pop someone's cherry
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pork
POS
postfuck
prefuck
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psychobitch
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puss
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puta
Q
queeb
queefer
queer
queerdo
quim
R
rabbitfucker
rack
rag week
rage boner
ratshit
ream
rear
red cunt hair
refuck
Republicunt
rimming
ring sting
ripshit
rocking horse shit
rocks
rod
ROFLMGDMFAO
ROFLMMFAO
ROFLMMFGDAO
roger
rogering
roid
ROMFFLMAO
ROMFFLMMFAO
root
rosebud
ROTFLMGDMFAO
ROTFLMMFAO
ROTFLMMFGDAO
ROTMFFLMAO
ROTMFFLMMFAO
rusty trombone
S
S.O.L.
sack
sadfuck
San Fagcisco
scaly
scared shitless
schlong
schmuck
scissor kick
scissor sister
screw
screw it
screw you
screwable
screwing
scrote
scumbag
scumfuck
scumshit
service
shag
shagged
shagging
shart
sheepfucker
sheepshit
shift
shit
shit a brick
shit all
shit ass
shit bag
shit disturber
shit fit
shit happens
shit heel
shit hot
shit off
shit on
shit or get off the pot
shit show
shit stain
shit yeah
shit-eating grin
shit-for-brains
shit-heel
shit-ton
shitass
shitbag
shitball
shitbird
shitbox
shitbrain
shitbrained
shitbucket
shitbum
shitburger
Shitcago
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shitcom
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shitface
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shitfuck
shitfucker
shithead
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shitheadedness
shithole
shithook
shithouse
shithoused
shitizen
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shitless
shitlessly
shitlicker
shitlike
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shitload
shitlord
shitly
Shitmas
shitmobile
shitmuncher
shitneck
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shitnuts
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shitpost
shitposter
shitpot
shits
shits-and-giggles
shitstain
shitstorm
Shitsville
shittastic
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shitton
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shitware
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shitwit
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shlong
shmuck
shoot one's load
shoot one's wad
shoot the shit
shot spot
shove it up your ass
sibling fucker
sisterfucker
skin flute
skite
skull fucking
skull-fuck
slap bellies
slash
slit
slope
sloppy seconds
slunt
sluthead
sluttish
smash
snatch
snedging
snizz
snotrag
SOB
sod
sod a dog
sod all
sod off
sodding
sodding hell
soutie
spank the monkey
sperm bank
spit roast
spitstick
spooge
spunk
squirt
squish mitten
starfish
starfucker
starfucking
stat whore
STFU
stiffy
stinking
stuff
stupid fuck
stupid fucker
stupid shit
stupidass
suck
suck ass
suck balls
suck cock
suck donkey balls
suck donkey cock
suck donkey dick
suck it
suck my balls
suck my cock
suck rocks
suck someone's cock
suck tits
suckfest
sucky-sucky
sugar walls
superbitch
supercock
supercunt
superdick
superfuck
supershit
swallower
sweet fuck all
T
tag team
take a dump
take a leak
take a shit
take it up the ass
take the pee
take the piss
taking it up the ass
talk shit
talk shite
tang
teabag
teabagger
thank fuck
the fuck
the fucking you get isn't worth the fucking you get
the hell
the shit
the shits
their asses
throat fucking
thundercunt
tight as a duck's ass
tightass
tit
tit fuck
tit juice
tit wank
tits up
tits-up
titter
titty juice
titty twister
titwank
toilet paper
tonguefuck
tonguefucker
toss
toss off
toss salad
toss someone's salad
tossed salad
tossing
tosspiece
tough shit
tranny chaser
trim
trouser snake
turd
turd burglar
turd in the punchbowl
turdball
turdbucket
turdlicker
turdpile
twat
twatted
twatty
twist someone's balls
U
unbe-fucking-lievable
unbefuckinglievable
unclefucker
uncunt
underfucked
unfuck
unfuckable
unfucked
unfuckupable
up one's own ass
up the wazoo
up yours
V
vag
vaginal flatulence
vaginaless
vaginalike
W
wad
wank
wank bank
wank fodder
wank sock
wanker
wankerdom
wankered
wankerish
wanker's cramp
wankery
wankette
wankface
wankfest
wankhead
wankjob
wankless
wankstain
wanky
wazoo
well-hung
whaleshit
what the fuck
whiz
whole shitting match
whore
whore out
whorefucker
whorehound
whorehouse
whoremonger
whore's paint
whoreshit
whorey
whorish
windfucker
with one's dick in one's hand
wiz
woody
Y
yank off
you can't polish a turd
your ass
your asses
Z
zebra
Posted at April 1, 2015, 3:13 pm by M
Denis Auroux