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Posted on April 26, 2012, 3:17 pm, M spotting M (Infinite). 61 comments. MIT

I saw you... Mr. UA Guy All Up In My Mail Client...

OK homie. So I wasn't thrilled last year with Jason DeRulo aka The Gretchen Wieners of R&B aka the Pre-Cum Baby of Akon and Imogen Jennifer Jane, but Hoes love to take shots and dance to Ridin' Solo so I feel you on that one son.

But All American Rejects? That's that mega-wack, comin' at ya straight out of the first half of the first decade of the 21st century, boner-assassin music.

Son, I used to clown on fools who listened to All American Rejects before I had pubes homie. All a brother wants to do is sip on summadat good-good and go hear some cuts he can bounce to, yasmellme?

Aight tho, I'm over it cuddy so I will take this Spring Concert and ignore it. But then you gotta be rubbin' it in my face sending me emails and shit like we coo??? C'mon son. Next message I get I'ma leave my Dirty Little Secret in FatDeuce form right in front your dorm room. You been warned son.

Word is bond, peace

  1. Posted at April 26, 2012, 3:32 pm by F MailMIT

    i think i'm in love.

  2. Posted at April 26, 2012, 3:41 pm by M

    well done, I got a good laugh out of this.

    still won't stop me from reliving my emo teenage years at this concert :D

  3. Posted at April 26, 2012, 4:13 pm by F MailMIT

    @1 I THINK I'M IN LOVE TOO

  4. Posted at April 26, 2012, 4:14 pm by M MIT

    >>on the phone reading this post
    >>boner assassin
    >>lose my shit

    <3

  5. Posted at April 26, 2012, 4:36 pm by M MIT

    this shit is already better than the spring weekend concert

  6. Posted at April 26, 2012, 4:48 pm by F MIT

    go be fake-black somewhere else

  7. Posted at April 26, 2012, 4:49 pm by F MIT

    @7: thank you.

  8. Posted at April 26, 2012, 5:02 pm by F MIT

    wooooooow let's bring out the race card and tell everyone what being black means again?

  9. Posted at April 26, 2012, 5:02 pm by M MIT

    Not sure if black or troll

  10. Posted at April 26, 2012, 5:08 pm by M MailMIT

    Being the ignorant foreigner I am, I was unaware of what music this band played. It took me a visit to Youtube and five seconds to realize how much of a joke these 'musicians' are. I was annoyed, but not more than last year, when presented with the opportunity to choose Ratatat as the concert headliner, my fellow undergrads decided to get that pre-cum baby OP mentioned earlier. The administrators realized how bad the general taste in music is around these parts (with a few notable exceptions) and chose accordingly, saving themselves the effort of looking for a half decent band.

    @OP: homie, we should be friends.

  11. Posted at April 26, 2012, 5:17 pm by M MailMIT

    This is one of the best posts on ISY. I'm gonna use "boner-assassin" regularly now.

  12. Posted at April 26, 2012, 5:54 pm by M MIT

    -- awkward nerdy white boy

  13. Posted at April 26, 2012, 5:55 pm by M MIT

    OP I LOVE YOU.

  14. Posted at April 26, 2012, 6:02 pm by M MIT

    Ayo, Big Ghost is whattup, namsayin?

  15. Posted at April 26, 2012, 6:08 pm by M

    Dear diary,

    Today OP was not a faggot.

    Word is bond, this post is the best shit I've ever read on I
    ISawYou.

  16. Posted at April 26, 2012, 6:09 pm by M

    Excuse my typo, I posted this from my phone :'(

    -16

  17. Posted at April 26, 2012, 6:14 pm by M MailMIT

    Put up or shut up.

    If you don't like the UA's choice, do something about it. Get on the committee and you'll have a say in who will headline next year's Spring Weekend. If you don't want to be bothered, quit your bitching.

  18. Posted at April 26, 2012, 6:33 pm by M MIT

    Yo, dawg, I heard you were complaining, so I complained about your complaining so you can complain while I complain about your complaining.

  19. Posted at April 26, 2012, 6:55 pm by M MIT

    @18: STFU
    @19: +1

  20. Posted at April 26, 2012, 6:57 pm by M MailMIT

    @9 based on my extensive research (namely, reading this book: http://www.baratunde.com/howtobeblack)

    I'd say the OP isn't black.
    But I could be wrong.

  21. Posted at April 26, 2012, 7:01 pm by F MailMIT

    dear hands of zeus aka phantom raviolis aka thor molecules aka cocaine biceps

    I LOVE YOU

  22. Posted at April 26, 2012, 7:04 pm by F

    I've seen All American Rejects in concert, and the show was amazing because of the hilarious creeperness of the lead singer. He said wildly inappropriate things to the hot girls in the audience and talked in detail about his sexual escapades. So it may be super funny to see how he reacts to a nerdy MIT audience.

  23. Posted at April 26, 2012, 7:12 pm by F MailMIT

    OP, you're awesome. I think you also have a list of potential new friends, judging by the number of direct replies enabled. Including me. :D

  24. Posted at April 26, 2012, 7:56 pm by M

    Haha homeboy's got jokes. Bout time ISY got funny. Keep it crackin OP.

  25. Posted at April 26, 2012, 8:25 pm by M MIT

    Good on you OP. This band is shit and the UA keeps screwing us over.

  26. Posted at April 26, 2012, 8:48 pm by M MailMIT

    Hey OP, you're a poopdick.

  27. Posted at April 26, 2012, 9:55 pm by F

    It's SAO not the UA, they don't even let the students pick and I bet they mostly ignore those surveys. I still think that almost every year this concert is a complete waste of $100k.

  28. Posted at April 26, 2012, 10:39 pm by M

    MIT must have a shit sense of humor to find this tryhard funny.

    - "Tru nigga"

    Haters gonna hate.

  29. Posted at April 26, 2012, 11:37 pm by M MIT

    Tru playa fo real!

  30. Posted at April 27, 2012, 1:41 am by F MailMIT

    That's mah nigga fo real!

  31. Posted at April 27, 2012, 8:51 am by F MIT

    @28: wtf is SAO
    @18: STFU
    @19: +1
    @20: +1

  32. Posted at April 27, 2012, 10:19 am by F MIT

    @32 Student Activities Office.....

  33. Posted at April 27, 2012, 10:39 am by M MIT

    The people that work in the SAO are really incompetent. They do almost nothing right or on time, but love bitching.

  34. Posted at April 27, 2012, 11:29 am by F MIT

    The people that work in the SAO are awesome, especially considering all the incompetent students that they have to deal with.

  35. Posted at April 27, 2012, 12:44 pm by M MailMIT

    @20, @32: So you just expect everything to come to you the way you want it? You expect others to read your minds and give you exactly what you want without having to ask you? I've got news for you two: the world doesn't work that way. If you're just going to sit back and wait for what you want to be served to you on a silver platter, it will never come.

    - 18

  36. Posted at April 27, 2012, 1:24 pm by F MIT

    stfu 18 eat a dick

  37. Posted at April 27, 2012, 1:40 pm by F MIT

    The people I know at the SAO are some of the nicest, most competent people on campus.

  38. Posted at April 27, 2012, 1:40 pm by M MIT

    @18 Actually, I think it's pretty reasonable for us to expect that the SAO pick a band that hasn't been largely irrelevant for the past five years. The majority of students at other schools like Penn or Yale didn't have to get off their asses (as you're suggesting we all should) to get good music playing at their schools' spring concerts, so we're completely within our rights to be frustrated here.

  39. Posted at April 27, 2012, 1:49 pm by F MIT

    @39 +1

  40. Posted at April 27, 2012, 1:53 pm by F

    @35, 38 - I agree that they are very nice and competent wrt most things. (for example, they help the concert run very smoothly) But that doesn't mean that continuing to spend $100k on this concert every year isn't a bad decision. (especially when the ticket prices are still comparable to tickets in the area) And yes, I have talked to them about this multiple times.

    -28

  41. Posted at April 27, 2012, 2:07 pm by M

    @49

    That's right.

    I can see the future.

  42. Posted at April 27, 2012, 2:36 pm by M MIT

    Some people actually like AAR.

  43. Posted at April 27, 2012, 2:43 pm by M MailMIT

    @43, those people suck

  44. Posted at April 27, 2012, 3:06 pm by M

    spring weekend wouldn't suck dick if mit actually had good people come to perform. maybe students would go. why did we not get drake/beiber/nicki minaj/usher/mac miller? any of these people would have been infinitely better than all american rejects. how about snoop or wiz? penn just had tiesto and i went and had a blast. get some good artists and maybe you'll start to see a demand for mit spring weekend but right now it's the ultimate running joke of concerts and an insult to the student body.

  45. Posted at April 27, 2012, 3:21 pm by M MIT

    @45: You're using Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj as examples of good performers?

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  46. Posted at April 27, 2012, 3:42 pm by F MIT

    @46 +several hundred

  47. Posted at April 27, 2012, 4:17 pm by M MIT

    I like to think that OP's subject is Muff Fucking Inbox.

  48. Posted at April 27, 2012, 4:17 pm by M MailMIT

    @45 I can tell why we don't get drake/usher/mac miller(intentionally not including minaj/beiber). It's because we don't have much money. You think 100K is a lot? Obviously you don't know what other school are willing to spend on artists for their spring concerts. Unfortunately our school allocates more of its resources to things like research and building renovations, pretty irrelevant stuff if you ask me =P

  49. Posted at April 27, 2012, 4:17 pm by M MIT

    They call 42 skycrane, because he's the biggest tool in the world.

  50. Posted at April 27, 2012, 4:18 pm by M MIT

    Wow, that was a wonderful fail on my part. I am in awe of 42's power.

  51. Posted at April 27, 2012, 4:29 pm by M MIT

    @39 That's probably because Yale and UPenn have a proactive social environment and they're pretty big on parties, so people like Tiesto and Akon wouldn't mind throwing a concert there.

    I dare you to say the same about MIT. If you really think MIT is a party school or something, you really need to go to *real* party schools. Small frat parties every week != party school. It's the overall school mentality that matters, and in that case MIT fails hard because MIT's diversity, which is fantastic, acts as a double-edged sword, meaning while there are groups of party-going people at MIT, there are equally as many, if not more, non-party people/people not interested in EDM/etc.

  52. Posted at April 27, 2012, 4:32 pm by M MIT

    @45 I went to UPenn as well, and you know why they had Tiesto?

    Did you see how many fucking people were there? That's like half, if not more, the student population at MIT.

    You cannot possibly guarantee half of MIT to show up if Tiesto or someone big was in town, because your group of friends is not representative of MIT's student populace.

  53. Posted at April 27, 2012, 8:35 pm by M

    I'm just saying to whoever is choosing the lineups for our spring concerts, we can do better. I get it that we may not have as much money but honestly, I'd be willing to bet that a LOT of mit people and students from the surrounding schools would definitely come to see relevant artists perform. maybe justin beiber or nicki minaj aren't 'quality' to some people standards, but either of them have much crazier performances. i don't even like justin beiber myself but if he was performing i'd certainly be willing to take a couple shots and drop 20 bucks to have a good time.

    NOBODY wants to pay for a shitty all american rejects concert. it's highly unlikely this one will sell out

    -45

  54. Posted at April 28, 2012, 12:41 am by M MailMIT

    maybe people would come see them. But it still remains that we can't afford them. Fact.

  55. Posted at April 28, 2012, 12:52 am by M MIT

    @54: Personally, I would take that $20 and spend it on something else, maybe a few drinks with friends or a concert that better suits my musical tastes.

  56. Posted at April 28, 2012, 5:50 am by F MIT

    OP MARRY ME

  57. Posted at April 28, 2012, 3:15 pm by M

    KAP SLAP

  58. Posted at April 28, 2012, 7:58 pm by M MailMIT

    Fuck the haters, can't wait for Hanson or Good Charlotte next year.

  59. Posted at April 29, 2012, 1:10 am by F MIT

    KAP SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

  60. Posted at April 29, 2012, 1:01 pm by F MIT

    ...and even when [our] hope is gone,
    MOVE ALONG
    MOVE ALONG
    JUST TO MAKE IT THROUGH
    MOVE ALONG
    MOVE ALONG

  61. Posted at April 30, 2012, 9:57 am by F MIT

    @54

    NOBODY wants to pay for an AAR concert? Funny, Johnson sure was not empty on Friday night.

    Just because YOU don't like something doesn't mean nobody else likes it.

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