3rd Floor of the Student Center
I saw you...in your bright orange t-shirt. To the girl with the curly hair, you're gorgeous. Favorite girl on this campus by far. Too bad you're promised to that pale-faced permavirgin.
I saw you...in your bright orange t-shirt. To the girl with the curly hair, you're gorgeous. Favorite girl on this campus by far. Too bad you're promised to that pale-faced permavirgin.
permavirgins will inherit the earth
>promised to that permavirgin
>perma
Try thinking of another insult to his masculinity/social status that's less contradictory.
For example, just "virgin" would have been fine. If he had a neck beard, you could call him out on that. Or if he were skinny, you could call him "string-bean" or "lanky". You could comment on his hygiene, perhaps his odor or the greasiness of his skin or hair.