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Posted on March 24, 2015, 7:56 pm, F spotting M (Dorm). 24 comments. Mail  MIT

I saw you... guy who sat at my table. There were a bunch of empty tables, why did you have to sit on the one that had my stuff? I had to take my stuff and move to another table because you wouldn't move. Seriously grow up and stop being so selfish. People like you make this world a little worse everyday.

  1. Maybe he wanted to talk to you before you acted like a jerk and left?

  2. He clearly liked you. So MIT...try not to make this place any worse than it already is

  3. He came with another person and my table had only 2 chairs.
    He clearly just took my table, so I wasn't the jerk.

  4. slashm.org

  5. This is truly terrible. I'm sorry you had to have this experience. On behalf of all MIT students, I give you my most solemn guarantee that you will never again be subjected to such heinous acts of selfishness.

  6. op you should have just dragged another chair to the table and been the third wheel

    if you ate loudly enough they would eventually leave trust me i'm grandmaster awkwardness ten years running

  7. @5 laugh all you want, but it's things like this that show how little we care about each other, and how we place our interests in front of everyone else's. There is no need to be rude or sarcastic just because you don't see it as a big deal.

  8. @7
    >laugh all you want
    I am, it's pretty funny.

    >but it's things like this that show how little we care about each other
    Na.

    You're just getting angry over spilled milk and then wildly extrapolating that the world is flooded with milk.

    >and how we place our interests in front of everyone else's
    Did you ever consider there was a misunderstanding that OP just never discovered because she took to passively-aggressively shitposting on an internet forum sooner than addressing the concern in person?

    Think about it: does the behavior of supposed offender in OP even make sense?

    Did you also consider selfishness isn't so terribly black-and-white?

    >There is no need to be rude or sarcastic
    The original post set the tone.

    >just because you don't see it as a big deal.
    It's really not though.

  9. @8 It is your decision to be rude and sarcastic, so don't blame the original post for your tone.
    Yes the OP could have said something, but why does it have to be her fault? The "supposed offender" could have talked to her too if he saw that she was taking her stuff.
    Regardless, it is your opinion, and you are obviously unwilling to change it. Still, there is no reason to try to belittle someone just because they think differently.

  10. @8 isn't even the same person as @5.

    Anyways, to the OP, what do you mean by "wouldn't move"?

  11. @9
    >It is your decision to be rude and sarcastic, so don't blame the original post for your tone.
    You're right, I decided to respond to rudeness with rudeness.

    Largely because I don't take offense to rudeness, so if I see it being used, I go ahead and use it.

    >Yes the OP could have said something, but why does it have to be her fault?
    Fault? Fault for what act?

    I'm saying that if OP took offense, she should address complaints to the supposed offender instead of silently making assumptions.

    I'm also saying she shouldn't jump to ridiculous conclusions, but that's a lesser point.

    Personally I think it's a misunderstanding. At least, that explanation seems more plausible than this demonizing drivel.

    >The "supposed offender" could have talked to her too if he saw that she was taking her stuff.
    He could just as easily have thought she was about to take her stuff to leave.

    When it comes to something so mundane and quick as taking a seat at a table, it's a lot easier for the offended to speak up than for a supposed offender to somehow know whether he's supposedly offending.

    >Regardless, it is your opinion, and you are obviously unwilling to change it.
    My opinions are as stated above.

    I don't think they're unreasonable.

    If someone shows they are, I'd change them.

    >Still, there is no reason to try to belittle someone just because they think differently.
    I'm not belittling the person, I'm belittling the behavior.

    It's also not "just because they think differently" either, I've addressed the content of the thought.

  12. Looks like OP was just trying to get it off her chest; she was probably having a difficult day. However, @11, 5, and 8 it was not meant to offend anyone (I think), so don't take it personal. We should all just be happy. Hey OP, @11, and anyone else who might be sad, frustrated, disappointed, or just not completely happy with humanity, with our community, with yourself, with your friends, we are here together, and we will not judge each other, we will just try to brighten each other's day. So here is a little joke that will hopefully make you laugh "I bought a book with the title "101 ways programmers can fool you"
    It only gave me 5..." If it didn't work.. sorry guys. <3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

  13. Just because you have a pussy doesn't mean you act like one ;)

  14. @13 Just because you have a dick (pretty small I suppose) doesn't mean you can act like one.

  15. you must still be pretty worked up about this if you're sitting on isawyou, refreshing the page, and responding in 10 minutes :)

  16. @15 Look at this faggot right here :)

  17. 14 is probably not the same girl who has been posting before.

  18. @13=@15 sounds like a cunt

  19. a cunt-faced faggot

  20. 13-15,16,18-19 is definitely not the type of language I expected MITers to be using.

  21. 14, not 15*

  22. Ok, some of their flags have MIT next to them and some don't.

  23. @20

    http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Category:English_vulgarities

    A

    a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire
    a fuck sight
    a good voice to beg bacon
    abso-fucking-lutely
    absofuckinglutely
    AF
    anaconda
    analize
    and crap
    and shit
    antifag
    apple dumpling shop
    arse over tit
    arse-kisser
    arsebreath
    arsed
    arseface
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    arsehole
    arseholed
    arseholery
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    arsemunch
    arsy varsy
    arsy versy
    artfag
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    as all fuck
    as fuck
    -ass
    ass
    ass crack
    ass crack of dawn
    ass eating
    ass juice
    ass kissing
    ass-licker
    ass-pull
    ass-rape
    assbrain
    asscheek
    assclown
    assclownery
    asscunt
    -assed
    assface
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    assload
    asspussy
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    asstunnel
    asswad
    asswhore
    asswipe
    assy
    ATM
    attention whore
    aunt fucker
    axe wound

    B

    babooning
    baby batter
    baby dick
    baby gravy
    bacon-faced
    badger
    badly packed kebab
    bag
    ball
    ball-breaker
    ball-buster
    ballbag
    balloon knot
    balls deep
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    baloney pony
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    bazonga
    BBC
    beans
    bearded clam
    bearshit
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    because you touch yourself at night
    bedicked
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    beef injection
    befuck
    bell-end
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    big-ass
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    birdshit
    bitch
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    bitch slap
    bitch tits
    bitch-slap
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    bite
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    bloody
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    bloody Nora
    blow
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    blow one's load
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    blowen
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    blue-ball
    bobar
    bobbar
    bog
    bog roll
    bogging
    bollock
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    bollocks
    bollocks more like
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    bone
    bootyhole
    bottom burp
    boy cunt
    boy pussy
    boyfucker
    brain
    brainfuck
    break one's balls
    break someone's balls
    brick it
    brotherfucker
    brotherfucking
    brown eye
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    bugfucker
    bugger
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    bugger off
    buggerhead
    buggery
    built like a brick shithouse
    bullcrap
    bullscutter
    bullshit
    bullshitter
    bullshittery
    bullshitty
    Bumblefuck
    bumfuck
    Bumfuck
    bumfuck nowhere
    Bumfuck, Egypt
    bump nasties
    bump uglies
    bung-hole
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    bush
    bust a nut
    bust one's ass
    bust one's balls
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    butt juice
    butt sex
    butt-fucking
    butt-rape
    buttbreath
    buttcrack
    buttfuck
    buttfucker
    butthead
    butthole
    buttload
    buttmuncher
    buybull

    C

    calm your tits
    camelfucker
    carpet
    carpet muncher
    carpet munching
    cat
    catfucker
    catshit
    CBA
    chase tail
    chat shit
    cheese
    cheesedick
    chickenshit
    chicks before dicks
    child-fucker
    chin omelette
    chingadera
    choad
    chocolate hot dog
    chocolate starfish
    choda
    chode
    choke pear
    christfag
    Christfag
    chucklefuck
    chuff
    cinnamon ring
    circle jerk
    clacka
    clacka bags
    clackas
    clem
    clit
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    clithead
    clitsucker
    clunge
    clusterfuck
    cock
    cock cheese
    cock gobbler
    cock juice
    cock pilot
    cock snot
    cock tease
    cock-stand
    cockaholic
    cockaludicrous
    cockblock
    cockbrain
    cockbreath
    cockface
    cockfag
    cockfucker
    cockhead
    cocking
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    cockmunch
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    cockserver
    cockshaft
    cockshit
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    cocksucker
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    cocksucking
    cocktease
    cockteaser
    cojones
    Connecticunt
    cookie
    cooze
    cornhole
    corpsefucker
    couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
    cousinfucker
    cowfucker
    cowshit
    crack
    crack a fat
    crackwhore
    crap
    crap oneself
    crapface
    crapfest
    craphead
    craphole
    craphouse
    crappify
    crappy
    craps
    craptabulous
    craptacular
    craptastic
    crapton
    cream
    cream in one's jeans
    creme
    crock of shit
    cross swords
    crotch dumpling
    CS
    cum catcher
    cum dumpster
    cum gutters
    cum guzzler
    cum towel
    cum-guzzler
    cum-soaked
    cumball
    cumball tree
    Cumberbitch
    cumbucket
    cumguzzler
    cumhungry
    cumshot
    cumsicle
    cumslut
    cumsoaked
    cumthirsty
    cumwhore
    cunny
    cunt
    cunt cap
    cunt dropping
    cunt juice
    cunt lips
    cunt-buster
    Cuntada
    cuntal
    cuntass
    cuntbiscuit
    cuntboy
    cuntbreath
    cuntbucket
    cuntbutt
    cuntdom
    cunted
    cuntface
    cuntfaced
    cuntfest
    cuntfuck
    cuntfucker
    cunthead
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    cunting
    cuntish
    cuntishness
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    cuntlessness
    cuntlicker
    cuntlicking
    cuntlike
    cuntling
    cuntlips
    cuntservative
    cuntshit
    cuntsucker
    cuntward
    cuntwardly
    cuntwhore
    cunty
    curse it
    cut the crap

    D

    DAFN
    dafuq
    DAMF
    damn all
    damned
    dark meat
    daughterfucker
    decunt
    derm
    dick
    dick all
    dick around
    dick juice
    dick lit
    dick milk
    dick munch
    dick snot
    dick-measuring contest
    dickass
    dickbreath
    dickcheese
    dicked
    dickface
    dickfest
    dickfuck
    dickfucker
    dickgirl
    dickhead
    dickheaded
    dickhole
    dicking
    dickish
    dicklet
    dickling
    dickmatized
    dicknut
    dicksicle
    dicksplash
    dicksplat
    dickster
    dicksucker
    dicktard
    dickwad
    dickweed
    dicky
    die in the ass
    dingus
    dipshit
    dirty Sanchez
    disco stick
    divershitty
    do bears shit in the woods
    does a bear shit in the woods
    does the Pope shit in the woods
    dog shit
    dogbreath
    dogfucker
    dog's
    dog's bollocks
    dogshit
    doings
    donkey cock
    donkey dick
    Donkey Kong
    donkeyfucker
    donkeyshit
    don't shit where you eat
    dookie hole
    doos
    dork
    douche bag
    douche boat
    douche nozzle
    douchebag
    doucheburger
    douchecanoe
    douchefag
    douchery
    douchewagon
    drain
    drain the lizard
    drill
    drop a bollock
    drop a deuce
    drunk as a cunt
    dry as a nun's nasty
    dry-tool
    duck butter
    duckfucker
    duck's arse
    dumb ass
    dumb fuck
    dumb fucker
    dumb shit
    dumb-ass
    dumbarse
    dumbass
    dumbassdom
    dumbassed
    dumbassery
    dumbasshood
    dumbfuckery
    Dumbfuckistan
    dumbshit
    dump
    dump one's load

    E

    eat
    eat my shorts
    eat out
    eat shit
    effable
    encunt
    epeen
    ESAD
    eyefuck

    F

    face fuck
    face fucking
    facefuck
    fag
    fag hag
    fag mag
    fag marriage
    fag rag
    fag stag
    fagazine
    fagdom
    faggot
    fame whore
    fanfuckingtastic
    fanny
    fanny batter
    fanny flaps
    fark
    fart
    fartless
    fat-ass
    fatassed
    fatbutt
    fatfuck
    fatherfucker
    feist
    femcunt
    FF
    FFS
    FIA
    fiddlefuck
    FIGMO
    fingerbang
    fingerfuck
    fire-crotch
    firebox
    fireship
    fist-fuck
    five-knuckle shuffle
    flaming Nora
    flange
    flick off
    flip
    floater
    flog the log
    flying fuck
    FML
    fook
    fooking
    footfuck
    for fuck's sake
    freaking
    frig it
    frigging
    frighten the piss out of
    fsck
    FTMFW
    FU
    fuck
    fuck about
    fuck all
    fuck and chuck
    fuck around
    fuck buddy
    fuck bunny
    fuck face
    fuck finger
    fuck flu
    fuck it
    fuck juice
    fuck knows
    fuck like a mink
    fuck like rabbits
    fuck me
    fuck nugget
    fuck off
    fuck over
    fuck someone over
    fuck someone up
    fuck that noise
    fuck the dog
    fuck trophy
    fuck truck
    fuck up
    fuck with
    fuck yeah
    fuck you
    fuck you Jack, I'm alright
    fuck-a-doodle-doo
    fuck-knuckle
    fuck-me
    fuck-off
    fuck-you finger
    fuck-you lizard
    fuck-you money
    fuckability
    fuckable
    fuckaduck
    fuckass
    fuckathon
    fuckbait
    fuckbrain
    fuckbucket
    fuckbunny
    fuckdoll
    fucked
    fucked by the fickle finger of fate
    fucked in the head
    fucked off
    fucked over
    fucked up
    fucked-up
    fuckedness
    fuckedupedness
    fuckedupness
    fuckee
    fucken
    fucker
    fuckered up
    fuckery
    fuckest
    fucketh
    fucketty fuck
    fuckface
    fuckfest
    fuckfriend
    fuckhead
    fuckheaded
    fuckheadedness
    fuckhole
    fuckhouse
    fuckin
    fucking
    fucking A
    fucking hell
    -fucking-
    fuckingly
    fuckings
    fuckish
    fuckity
    fuckless
    fuckload
    fuckmachine
    fuckmate
    fuckmobile
    fucknuckle
    fucknugget
    fucknut
    fucko
    fuckover
    fuckpad
    fuckpole
    fuckpot
    fuckroom
    fuckshit
    fuckshop
    fucksore
    fuckspeak
    fuckstain
    fuckstick
    fucktape
    fucktard
    fucktarded
    fucktardery
    fucktastic
    fuckton
    fucktoy
    fucktwat
    fuckumentary
    fuckup
    fuckuva
    fuckwad
    fuckwit
    fuckwitted
    fuckwittedness
    fuckwittery
    fuckworthy
    fucky-fucky
    fudge dragon
    fugly
    full of crap
    full of shit
    FUPA
    fur
    fur pie
    furfag
    furfaggotry
    futz
    FYA

    G

    gammy
    gang-fuck
    Gary Glitter
    gash
    gazomba
    gazonga
    GD
    GDI
    get fucked
    get on someone's tits
    get one's butt somewhere
    get screwed
    get to fuck
    GFE
    give a flying fuck
    give a fuck
    give a rat's arse
    give a shit
    give someone one
    give someone the shits
    gleet
    go bitchcakes
    go fuck yourself
    go to shit
    goatfuck
    goatfucker
    gobble
    goddamn
    gods damn
    godsdamn
    golden shower
    golden showers
    gook
    graphics whore
    grow a pair
    gypsie's kiss
    gypsy's kiss

    H

    hadaway and shite
    hair pie
    ham shank
    hamburger
    hand shandy
    happy as a pig in shit
    happy ending
    hard
    hard-ass
    hard-assed
    hard-on
    hate fuck
    hate-boner
    hate-fuck
    hatefuck
    have a wank
    have someone by the balls
    he-whore
    headfuck
    headfuckery
    headlight
    hell
    her ass
    his ass
    hockle
    holy crap
    holy fuck
    holy shit
    horn
    horned up
    horniness
    horny
    horse cock
    horse dick
    horsefucker
    horse's ass
    horseshit
    hot beef injection
    hot shit
    hot-beef injection
    humping
    hunchback
    hung like a horse

    I

    I
    if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
    if there's grass on the pitch, play ball
    ignoranus
    in a pig's arse
    in-fucking-credible
    inbred
    infuckingcredible

    J

    jack off
    jack shit
    jackassed
    jam rag
    Jap's eye
    Japscat
    jas
    jerk
    jerk off
    jerk the gherkin
    jerk-off
    jerkface
    jerkoff
    Jew York
    jill
    jill off
    jism
    jizz bucket
    jizzrag
    jug

    K

    kangaroo piss
    King Shit of Turd Island
    kiss arse
    kiss ass
    kiss my arse
    kiss my ass
    knob
    knob cheese
    knob-gobbler
    knobhead
    knobtwat
    know one's ass from a hole in the ground
    kwitcherbitchin

    L

    langer
    lardbutt
    lazy ass
    leak
    leather cheerio
    lez
    lick
    lick someone's ass
    like a spare prick at a wedding
    like fuck
    like shit
    like shit through a goose
    limp dick
    limp-dick
    lip service
    LMB
    LMFAO
    load
    log
    lose one's shit

    M

    man cunt
    man pussy
    man tit
    mantit
    meat flaps
    mercy fuck
    metric shitload
    MF
    midfuck
    mierda
    mimsy
    mindfuck
    mindfucked
    mindfucking
    mindfuckings
    minge
    monkey humping a football
    monkeys might fly out of my butt
    mother
    motherfreaking
    motherfuck
    motherfucker
    motherfuckerdom
    motherfuckerhood
    motherfuckery
    motherfucking
    motherfuckingly
    mound
    mousefucker
    mouthfuck
    mouthfucker
    mud monkey
    muff diver
    mug
    musk
    my ass

    N

    needle dick
    nephew fucker
    niece fucker
    nigga
    nigger
    niggerfaggot
    nip
    no shit
    no shit, Sherlock
    not have a pot to piss in
    nut
    nutbag
    nutless
    nuts
    nutsack

    O

    OMFG
    on the rag
    our asses
    out the wazoo
    outfuck
    overfuck

    P

    package
    pants-shittingly
    pecker snot
    pencil dick
    pet the kitty
    piece
    piece of ass
    piece of crap
    piece of piss
    piece of shit
    piece of tail
    piehole
    pig fucker
    pig-fucker
    pigass
    pigfucker
    pigfucking
    pigshit
    pile of shit
    pimp slap
    pimp-slap
    pindick
    piss
    piss about
    piss around
    piss away
    piss down
    piss flap
    piss in someone's cornflakes
    piss in the wind
    piss it down
    piss like a racehorse
    piss money up the wall
    piss off
    piss on someone's bonfire
    piss oneself
    piss proud
    piss up a rope
    piss water
    piss-poor
    piss-take
    piss-up
    piss-warm
    piss-weak
    pissaphone
    pissass
    pissbaby
    pissbreath
    pisscutter
    pissed
    pissed off
    pissface
    pisshole
    pisshouse
    pissing
    pissing contest
    pissing match
    pissing war
    pisslike
    pisspants
    pisspot
    plough
    POC
    pocketpussy
    pokable
    polish the pearl
    ponyfag
    poo pirate
    POOMA
    poon
    poontang
    pooper
    poophole
    pootie
    pop
    pop someone's cherry
    pop the cherry
    pork
    POS
    postfuck
    prefuck
    prick
    prickhead
    psychobitch
    puinsai
    pull a train
    pull out of one's ass
    puss
    pussy
    pussy eating
    pussy juice
    pussy lips
    pussy pounding
    pussyfication
    pussyfucker
    pussyhole
    pussylicker
    pussywhipped
    puta

    Q

    queeb
    queefer
    queer
    queerdo
    quim

    R

    rabbitfucker
    rack
    rag week
    rage boner
    ratshit
    ream
    rear
    red cunt hair
    refuck
    Republicunt
    rimming
    ring sting
    ripshit
    rocking horse shit
    rocks
    rod
    ROFLMGDMFAO
    ROFLMMFAO
    ROFLMMFGDAO
    roger
    rogering
    roid
    ROMFFLMAO
    ROMFFLMMFAO
    root
    rosebud
    ROTFLMGDMFAO
    ROTFLMMFAO
    ROTFLMMFGDAO
    ROTMFFLMAO
    ROTMFFLMMFAO
    rusty trombone

    S

    S.O.L.
    sack
    sadfuck
    San Fagcisco
    scaly
    scared shitless
    schlong
    schmuck
    scissor kick
    scissor sister
    screw
    screw it
    screw you
    screwable
    screwing
    scrote
    scumbag
    scumfuck
    scumshit
    service
    shag
    shagged
    shagging
    shart
    sheepfucker
    sheepshit
    shift
    shit
    shit a brick
    shit all
    shit ass
    shit bag
    shit disturber
    shit fit
    shit happens
    shit heel
    shit hot
    shit off
    shit on
    shit or get off the pot
    shit show
    shit stain
    shit yeah
    shit-eating grin
    shit-for-brains
    shit-heel
    shit-ton
    shitass
    shitbag
    shitball
    shitbird
    shitbox
    shitbrain
    shitbrained
    shitbucket
    shitbum
    shitburger
    Shitcago
    shitcan
    shitcom
    shite
    shiteater
    shitey
    shitface
    shitfaced
    shitfest
    shitflood
    shitfuck
    shitfucker
    shithead
    shitheaded
    shitheadedness
    shithole
    shithook
    shithouse
    shithoused
    shitizen
    shitkicker
    shitless
    shitlessly
    shitlicker
    shitlike
    shitlist
    shitload
    shitlord
    shitly
    Shitmas
    shitmobile
    shitmuncher
    shitneck
    shitness
    shitnuts
    shitpile
    shitpost
    shitposter
    shitpot
    shits
    shits-and-giggles
    shitstain
    shitstorm
    Shitsville
    shittastic
    shitter
    shittier
    shittiest
    shittily
    shitting
    shitting match
    shitting planks
    shitton
    shitty
    shitty-ass
    shitwad
    shitware
    shitweasel
    shitwit
    shiz
    shlong
    shmuck
    shoot one's load
    shoot one's wad
    shoot the shit
    shot spot
    shove it up your ass
    sibling fucker
    sisterfucker
    skin flute
    skite
    skull fucking
    skull-fuck
    slap bellies
    slash
    slit
    slope
    sloppy seconds
    slunt
    sluthead
    sluttish
    smash
    snatch
    snedging
    snizz
    snotrag
    SOB
    sod
    sod a dog
    sod all
    sod off
    sodding
    sodding hell
    soutie
    spank the monkey
    sperm bank
    spit roast
    spitstick
    spooge
    spunk
    squirt
    squish mitten
    starfish
    starfucker
    starfucking
    stat whore
    STFU
    stiffy
    stinking
    stuff
    stupid fuck
    stupid fucker
    stupid shit
    stupidass
    suck
    suck ass
    suck balls
    suck cock
    suck donkey balls
    suck donkey cock
    suck donkey dick
    suck it
    suck my balls
    suck my cock
    suck rocks
    suck someone's cock
    suck tits
    suckfest
    sucky-sucky
    sugar walls
    superbitch
    supercock
    supercunt
    superdick
    superfuck
    supershit
    swallower
    sweet fuck all

    T

    tag team
    take a dump
    take a leak
    take a shit
    take it up the ass
    take the pee
    take the piss
    taking it up the ass
    talk shit
    talk shite
    tang
    teabag
    teabagger
    thank fuck
    the fuck
    the fucking you get isn't worth the fucking you get
    the hell
    the shit
    the shits
    their asses
    throat fucking
    thundercunt
    tight as a duck's ass
    tightass
    tit
    tit fuck
    tit juice
    tit wank
    tits up
    tits-up
    titter
    titty juice
    titty twister
    titwank
    toilet paper
    tonguefuck
    tonguefucker
    toss
    toss off
    toss salad
    toss someone's salad
    tossed salad
    tossing
    tosspiece
    tough shit
    tranny chaser
    trim
    trouser snake
    turd
    turd burglar
    turd in the punchbowl
    turdball
    turdbucket
    turdlicker
    turdpile
    twat
    twatted
    twatty
    twist someone's balls

    U

    unbe-fucking-lievable
    unbefuckinglievable
    unclefucker
    uncunt
    underfucked
    unfuck
    unfuckable
    unfucked
    unfuckupable
    up one's own ass
    up the wazoo
    up yours

    V

    vag
    vaginal flatulence
    vaginaless
    vaginalike

    W

    wad
    wank
    wank bank
    wank fodder
    wank sock
    wanker
    wankerdom
    wankered
    wankerish
    wanker's cramp
    wankery
    wankette
    wankface
    wankfest
    wankhead
    wankjob
    wankless
    wankstain
    wanky
    wazoo
    well-hung
    whaleshit
    what the fuck
    whiz
    whole shitting match
    whore
    whore out
    whorefucker
    whorehound
    whorehouse
    whoremonger
    whore's paint
    whoreshit
    whorey
    whorish
    windfucker
    with one's dick in one's hand
    wiz
    woody

    Y

    yank off
    you can't polish a turd
    your ass
    your asses

    Z

    zebra

  24. Denis Auroux

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