McCormick Dining
I saw you...I saw you... girl who has dinner at McCormick. My extensive research/stalking posits that you're a Theta? I had a huge crush on you last year so I always had my dinner at McCormick just so our eyes could meet even for that femtosecond. But I got over you...or at least I thought I did, until I saw you again tonight. You looked so beautiful. I’m not over you yet, because the spell you have unwittingly cast on me is so intricately tangled into my being that I cannot rid myself of it without destroying myself in the process.