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The talk that wasn't

Posted on July 17, 2014, 3:35 am, F spotting M (Other). 12 comments.

I saw you...

Best friend. You say people choose to fall in love. That may be true, and I'm nowhere near in love with you, but I chose to realize the feelings I have for you. And I chose to approach you about how I was feeling. But you sat there, knowing what was happening, and chose to let me develop feelings for you. You chose to kiss me in the kitchen while I was deciding what I should do about all the internal turmoil. So who really made the choice?

  1. Posted at July 21, 2014, 8:18 pm by M

    As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you are going to do, don't we? Already I can see the chain reaction: the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason.

  2. Posted at July 22, 2014, 12:41 am by M MIT

    Thanks, the architect.

  3. Posted at July 22, 2014, 11:47 am by M

    Love is a two-way dialogue. He made his choice. You can still make yours and refuse to accept his if that's what you really want.

  4. Posted at July 22, 2014, 9:37 pm by M MIT

    I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU

  5. Posted at July 23, 2014, 4:20 am by F MIT

    all the internal turmoil
    poops

  6. Posted at July 23, 2014, 7:04 pm by M MIT

    beans beans the magical fruit
    the more you eat the more you toot
    the more you toot the better you feel
    so eat your beans at every meal!

  7. Posted at July 24, 2014, 12:06 am by M MIT

    @6
    >the more you toot the better you feel

    FALSE

    Unless you have some weird obsession with your rectum and/or foul odors, flatulence is not at all pleasurable. The only pleasure that could be derived is that of your bowels suddenly not being in agonizing pain, but the agonizing pain itself renders that moot (unless you have some weird obsession with being in agonizing pain).

    To avoid this discomfort, just soak your beans in cold water overnight; it removes the oligosaccharides that cause the problem in the first place. There's no good reason to avoid such a low-fat, high-fiber, alternative protein source to meat.

  8. Posted at July 24, 2014, 12:54 pm by F

    @7 it sounds like you have issues with your digestive system. and in general.

  9. Posted at July 25, 2014, 2:33 am by F

    imma gonna try what @7 said.

    the soaking of magical fruits, not the obsession with agonizing pain, i mean.

    altho i could try that too.

  10. Posted at July 25, 2014, 2:43 am by F

    And somehow the conversation shifted from love to farting.

    Totally a legitimate transition.

  11. Posted at July 25, 2014, 3:00 am by M MIT

    @8
    >it sounds like you have issues with your digestive system

    I don't know about you, but having to suppress flatulence over extended periods of time is a very agonizing, painful experience.

    >and in general

    I wouldn't be me without them.

    @9
    >imma gonna try what @7 said
    >the soaking of magical fruits, not the obsession with agonizing pain, i mean.

    Your body will thank you.

    >altho i could try that too.

    Your body will hate you. But it's okay, because you'll love it.

  12. Posted at July 25, 2014, 3:26 am by M MIT

    @10
    >And somehow the conversation shifted from love to farting.

    Let's just be glad that those two topics have remained distinct.

    >Totally a legitimate transition.

    The internet is a wondrous place.