Kitestring
I saw you all over the internet, getting press for being 'the face of modern chivalry' and "world's best boyfriend".
Based on what I've heard about how you treated your ex, you're not ranked among people who should earn that title. I hope you've learned from it and that things are better with the new girl, but goddamn I feel bad for anyone who's put up with your control issues having to see all this praise you're getting.
(To be clear, I'm not knocking the app itself, I think it's great for everyone. I just think the press is so, so, off-target with its "what a great guy" and "look girls this will save you".)